Still irritable! It was a nice surprise to see your name pop up after such a long time. Hope you’re doing well.

Randilyn! Where’ve you been?! (Former Rudedog here.)

Outside of Jezebel I’ve not seen a single mention of these Sandoval & Leviss people, yet somehow it’s a headline here daily. I can only assume that Jez is getting huge numbers clicks on these stories to justify this level of attention? Do we have to hear about it any more after today??

I’m so tired of hearing about this affair. It is boring and commonplace, and it was probably some producers idea on the dl. 

Yup. If Gwyneth admitted she starved herself to conform to the pressures of first Hollywood and then the Wellness World, I’d like her a lot more than I do. But she doesn’t. She tells a lot of bullshit lies about mindfulness and the myriad benefits of bone broth. It’s not the starvation that’s offensive, it’s the…

they were never dating. she is launching her career as a tabloid celebrity with a bunch of fake dates and pap walks. I’m begging you to have a shred of cynicism😭

His voiceovers are excruciating.

The press have lost the plot and it shows in their unpopularity. There is no informational value to this wedding. This is about the reporters’ egos and their self worth being tied to access to the powerful/powerful adjacent. These “journalists spent months sitting on actual public interest information just to make…

2024 feels like it has the potential to be a very ugly turning point in American history.

Following the Big Lie in 2020, this is apparently the new normal: Right-wingers claiming any outcome they don’t like is fraud.

God damn liberal snowflakes. You try to overthrow the government ONE TIME and radical liberals like Liz Cheney want to throw you in prison.

Boo fucking hoo.

Btw Megs, your fat necked, useless husband just got into a very public twitter feud with an Iraq war veteran over Republicans blocking the Bill to give medical care to Veterans suffering from burn pit exposure. Domenech’s response included saying we shouldn’t have to pay for people who went to Iraq to murder brown…

It’s all a game to people like her. She doesn’t have deeply-held conservative beliefs, or any beliefs at all. She just says the awful things that her side wants her to say, and honestly doesn’t understand why that’s a problem to people with actual scruples.

God, I wish I had the sense of entitlement and complete lack of self-awareness of some of these people.  Who the fuck thinks they can deliberately antagonize people and then still have a right to those people’s warm affections?  Sorry John McCain’s Daughter, you spent years on that show spouting hateful, toxic…

Me: Hey, bigoted Jezebel troll, there’s a someone in the phone for you

Because you would write about it.

This puts lil Kimberly Noel Kardashian in the “athlete” category!

So, 24 people wrote a one song and no one thought to check what any of the words means?

Spoiled is certainly not the word I would call her but I do think that it absolutely smacks of privilege that she is receiving such heavy lobbying for release when there are several thousand people in our jails for the exact same crime who are not going anywhere - which none of you seem to recognize. Nor do you want…