Where does Joe Alwyn see himself in 10 years? The same place he does today: a mirror!

I don’t know. There’s a chance. She kept her whole pregnancy secret until well after she delivered, so. She’s something of a wild card.

There is no way she is getting married without lifestreaming it on snapchat and CNN.

LOL this made me snort I’m terrible

This is a snarkier, edgier randilyn.

Nu? So what’s new?

Her face, well, it’s constructed of...

Ha! Good one....

Also:

That part made sense to me, because I’m sure the nanny did far more to raise Ivanka than either of her parents ever did. 

Of course Ivanka Paul loves Ayn Trump.

At their synagogue, at least a few people began referring to Ivanka, the first Jewish member of an American First Family, by a new nickname, that of a savior. Grisham confirms that they called her Esther, after the beautiful Jewish wife of a Persian king who convinced him to cancel an order to annihilate the Jews.

ha, pretty much.

I would not say anything to them, because they are likely also a fan of Paul Ryan, and fans of Paul Ryan deserve to have all communications directed to them in the form banshee screeches.

Tell them that unless they’re a grad student, school doesn’t last forever.

Ya think?

Ivanka could not believe her father was not only idolizing an airhead heiress caught blowing a guy on a night-vision video but encouraging her to follow Paris’s lead.

What do you say to an adult who tells you they still love to read Rand?

“...her whole thing is ‘My father may be tacky and horrible, but I am elegant and refined,’ “

Atlas is more of a personality test than a novel.