Warning - the animated versions are a little jarring

This is probably why she also doesn’t carry money.

No driver’s licence for the same reason.

Not having a passport for that particular reason is the ULTIMATE power move.

It’s a little frightening, given his ... aspirations.

One of my favorite factoids about the British monarchy is that the Queen doesn’t have a passport. Wiki explains this more succinctly than I could:

Three words “Portable EMP Cannon”

If I self-owned that much I'd just quit communicating. 

Ditto! It makes me wonder if the Queen ever lounges around her chambers wearing her favorite raggedy-ass sweats from ‘86. I would like to believe that she does. 

Well of course she repeats outfits. She remembers rationing during the War and probably doesn’t want to be wasteful. Plus never wearing the same outfit twice seems very new money.

She’s so much more expressive when she feels she’s among peers. The Queen looks happy, too.

i applaud her use of the chanel uniform. and why should she care? she’s like a million years old.  get it granny. 

No wonder Peter is a right sot.

This is why I read Jezebel. More please.

This was INCREDIBLY insensitive and crude. Everyone knows the queen’s last corgi, Whisper, died in 2018, so why tear open that wound, Joan? 

But the best owns of DJT are self owns. And they’re constant!

Good. I’m still special.

It’s things like this that make me feel old, a.f. I mean, sure, he was born the year I graduated high school, but for real, are we really producing these little shits? Is this the actual future of America? Well...DJT is our President, so there is precedence now I guess.