I just slipped over to IMDB, and found the perfect suspect: James Caan, Honeymoon in Vegas.

Perhaps that theme is just her Gramercy Park neighbors saying “go work somewhere else!”

How about Mr. Hugh Grant, in the movie about the couple in witness protection?  Shot, I think, in Wyoming.

I was listening to that interview on npr yesterday and I thought, I hope this isn’t Antonio Banderas in Miami Rhapsody (shot in Miami). But he was just on his way up in Hollywood at the time (~1994), so it’s unlikely.

Jerry, you’re like every gossip site distilled into its purest form.

Jerry, you really need your own column. Or a book deal.

That, folks, is from the Jerry-Netherland Classic™ collection. All 100% true.

Playing Elvis, which dozens of actors have, can absolutely make a career if done well. Kurt Russell catapulted himself to the A List when he did it in the 1979 biopic (he’d previously been stuck in hokey Disney fare) , and Jonathan Rhys Meyers similarly lifted his status (and picked up a Golden Globe) when he did the…

I would say Martin Short is the ONLY one we can feel safe about. 

Boa Kimstrictors!!!! You should honestly contact her and give her that one.  It’s cute.  :) 

Seriously, Green Day is a band from the mid-90s, precisely when 40-year-olds were teenagers rocking out to them. Wtf.

If somebody came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, I might take better notice.

To be fair to poor Gwyneth, it’s not as if they shared any scenes together. Perhaps if he came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, she might take better notice.

Best hotel pool story: Arguably the courtesan of the century, Pamela Digby Churchill Hayward Harriman (with a Rothschild and an Agnelli along the way) was US ambassador to France from 1993 -97. While in that post, she swam in the swimming pool in the Ritz Hotel in Paris every morning (and it was closed to others for…

No other response necessary.

I feel the same way. 

I just want to burn it all the fuck down.  

I hadn’t heard that - but if that’s the case, that just makes me even more of a fan - very cool!

Consulting the dictionary:

Who in their right mind would voluntarily watch this shit?