Yeah, but she’s doing out of love.  Of money.

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this…

I wonder what the ratings were like. Because the whole Woods story was so analysed, poured over, clapbacked, that I can’t believe anyone with the internet, social media and, access to The Shade Room or Netflix, doesn’t know the story, it’s outcome, it’s blowback.

there has to be an agreement there...like if you leave me you A. get deported B. Get no money or C. Both

She probably signed a contract.

Only a true genius could have come up with “Be Best”

Thank you for the snort-laugh in the middle of this garbage fire. 

I KNOW, RIGHT??

She’s in it for the money, why else would she have gotten with him in the first place? No disrespect, but yeah... he’s her meal ticket, not her partner.

yes!

Well that’s not very surprising.

She speaks 233423432 different languages! (English not being one of them, though) #BeBest

Two of them bailed. I assume Mel’s prenup blows. Plus, her whole family is over here now and I assume he regularly threatens to deport them.

She fucking wishes she was back in that beautiful country rather than suffocating under that 200kg stack of uncooked chicken and rot. 

There’s probably a bounty on her head if she leaves before his term is over. 

Because those women love and revere white men that behave this way in their private lives. That's why they believe all men say similar things in private. 

Racism is very funny when you're not the topic, especially if you are racist.

I honestly think she’s a Russian spy. Her father - now an American citizen while brown children sit in cages on the border - was a high mucky-muck in Slovenia when it was under Soviet control, and she was the only one who went with #TRE45ON to meet with Putin when they were all in Buenos Aires.

She could have him prosecuted for his threats now, if she wanted to, I think

Can’t blame her; it's this or a lifetime of sheep shearing back in Slovenia