Not the March, but the nose bite. The crabs are pretty regular squatters around here and when our dog was a puppy she wrangled with one and came leaping out of the bushes with it clinging to her snout. We got it to grab onto a stick and let it loose a little further away. The dog gives them wide berth now. We’ve also…

Oh my lord.

That is peak Florida

this is a very true statement

It’s peak Florida when you’ve had to pull one of those fuckers off of your dog’s snout while she is freaking out.

We’re all terrible together.

Her face is a construction site

We do.

If it were Chelsea’s nanny?

He does put the “Ick” in “Icarus” though

Tonight? Absolutely.

100%. I know that that’s what songwriters do. But I was still a little surprised. The good news is that just as she was about ready to give up on her singing career she caught a break and now she’s headlining her own tour and selling out venues.

What kills me about the Heidi Montag album, Superficial, is that one of my very favorite singer/songwriters, lp (Laura Pergolizzi) wrote about 1/4 the songs.

HA!

“unique tradition”?

Dive bars are made, not born.

They’re such suckers

You did a much better job at explaining than I did.

A good friend to Brit but maybe not so much to Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz.