You see a head of hair like that and you want to run your fingers through it, not have it cut the inside of your thighs (sorry ;) )

And without the copious amount of gel.

Straight up now?

Forget about that, can we talk about his gel free ‘do?

Yup.

“Sweet Tiffany”’s Twitter feed is a love song to MAGA. 

Au fudge

Didn’t she get off that show by going topless in Gear magazine when she was still a teenager?”

I wanted her to marry someone with the last name “Street”

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

TRUTH

This speaks to your point (though it would be sadly easy to find 1,000 other example)

He’s the worst. Between him and “there’s a bible quote for that” Marco Rubio we’re fucked with Senators, aren’t we?

Same!! We were laughing about that when he did SNL a few weeks ago.

Maybe Rick Scott thinks that the Democrats haven’t done anything because Mitch McConnell hasn’t brought most of the 100+ bills passed by the House onto the Senate Floor? Just kidding. Rick “Valdemort” Scott is a disingenuous, grifting, phony, greedy piece of shit who on all likelihood didn’t legitimately beat Bill…

Would like to see DJ Khaled ask him for the time

And without Ovine Providence

Either would work!

I bet you felt a little sheepish about posting this

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