Tap Beyonce on the shoulder and say, “ask Jay if he wants lime?”

You’re not wrong

I’ve jumbled scenes from The Stand together with scenes from Robert McCammon’s Swan Song and every time I witness a coughing fit I wonder if “this is the moment”. 

YES!!! Like one of those tension band classes

I’m surprised that Nicole Curran has made it as far as she has in life without realizing that you NEVER lean across a wife to talk to her husband. Not unless you have a relationship where boundaries are loose by prior agreement.

Kris Jenner has decided that it’s Kourtney’s turn to take one for the ratings, meaning weeks of Scott Disick dirt could be forthcoming. Sorry in advance.

It doesn’t seem like she can laugh at herself.

The thing with the rolling!!!

Jeni’s Strawberry Buttermilk is life changing.

Sometimes taking off the bra takes longer than the workout and burns more calories

I just heard that term. And “Mouth Fedoras”

I don’t consume caffeine. Cigarettes are literal poison. But I’ve seen nothing to convince me that Juuls are a harmless substitute.

I’m sorry for your loss.

:)

EXACTLY

That is CRAZY

I never thought about that. I was probably at a pack a day for the same reason. More than that and my lungs would ache.

I have faith in you!

I quit when the Dr told me I would lose my leg in under a year. And my other one soon after. And that warning after I got 8 stents in my iliac artery and one in my heart. I haven’t smoked since. and I’m doing incredibly well but I still deal with claudication, angina, and I have the charmingly named “Widowmaker”.…