The picture you’ve painted with your beautiful, beautiful words has my eyes welling up. You’ve created a work of art here.

I absolutely believe that Barron was the only invited spawn. The rest were foisted on Her Royal Majesty and kin. I have no doubt that Ivanka and Jared are firmly convinced that a friendship will ensue between themselves and Kate and William. Harry and Meghan are beyond their reach (but not their grasp, I’m sure). I…

I hope that you’re wrong but whereas the scenarios would have seemed impossible (and laughable) 3 years ago, now they’re terrifyingly plausible

“Dennis Hof, I don’t know what he had against me but I didn’t do drugs that night,” Odom said.

I’m a big Tasha Smith fan. She imbues even poorly written characters (like Carol on Empire) with so much heart, soul, and humor. She has the ability to steal every scene (but the grace to instead make the other actors better). And she’s so beautiful. She was phenomenal in The Corner. I wish the show had lasted long…

It’s a wise strategy. I’m still way, way too immersed.

Matt Schlapp was on the Twitters getting bashed for claiming that it’s not ok for anyone to criticize the president while he’s on foreign soil but just aces for the president to bash a political rival from overseas.

He’s so transparent when he tweets his support over and over for states that he won while barely acknowledging those who went against him, like California. And his approach to Puerto Rico is nothing short of shameful.

You missed what might be in the top 10 of Donito Mangolini’s all time stupid tweets (as President)

He’s a floundering idiot

We’re almost all trout of ‘em

SAME!

I saw Randy Rainbow in Ft. Lauderdale in November and while he can sing, adequately, and he has an abundance of charm (plus an awesome mom who was seated right behind me) he still fell victim to the same trap of being an Internet Star in the wrong setting. We basically paid to watch him sing along to his YouTube…

I need to mullet over

Got that right

This just reinforces the belief, amongst themselves and the most deranged of their followers, that they’re the Royal Family of the United States.

When it came out it seemed like it had to be a joke.

It gives me “Let Me Take A Selfie” vibes. I’m no Chainsmokers fan but I am amazed that that song was their start to a pretty legitimate career.

Unfortunately for me it’s getting “earworm stuck in my head” play right now.