I once saw Lorraine Thomas take down Donald Trump to his face. She may no longer own the company but the spiciest Wendy’s nugget is not chicken.

Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner’s mom, maintains that her daughter is “self-made” and we’re all full of it. Eat the rich.

He looks like The Master from Buffy

You’re probably not wrong

For the longest time I couldn’t see how MSNBC Mika and Joe were “Mr and Mrs Mika and Joe” but it’s becoming abundantly clear that they’re sharing one brain now.

General Kelly should rot in Hell.

They didn’t really want to drain the swamp. They just wanted to fill it with their own alligators.

I’m lucky enough to have Ted Deutche as my Rep but I’m still stuck with DeSantis, Scott and Rubio. Plus Matt Gaetz comes down this way to hang with Roger Stone

When she went for Billie she cut really close to pulling that shit

I’ll pull you out whenever I see. If you join Twitter, DM me and I’ll let you know whose who

Hiding in plain sight over on twitter (@RandilynIsIn). Pretty big group from Kinja over there.

Katie gets a couple of bonus points from me because she answered my tweet asking who’s her “brow gal” (answer: The Brow Gal, Tanya Crooks, who wound up being amazing with brows and also possibly one of the coolest chicks I’ve ever met)

Never change :)

Worse, it’s Texas AG and noted Tea Partier, Ken Paxton

UGH!

Just found out it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton so, shit eating it is!

Oh hell, Tea Partier say “what”

HI!!!

That’s fair!

The older white guy with the shit eating grin standing in the back (top photo) looks pretty pleased.