He is. and looking forward to it

I was going to get a rose but you’ll recognize me by my hair 😉

Very possible.

That neck is her future. You can see the outline of it in her profile. So she’s due to inherit millions and millions of dollars and a turkey wattle. Good

I have really long arms. Like really really long arms. But compared to JLaw I look like a T-Rex. I hope for her sake it’s a photoshop fail because I am constantly decking people and she’s known to be a klutz (also like me)

Sunday

Missed you all. A lot

Cue the Bolling Balls jokes.

Polly wants a cracker. Cracker wants a Poly (graph)

I am well and so glad to be back. Missed you all.

That’s awful.

I have no interest in drinking a Black Russian or watching a White one.

Any time anyone says “Romanov” now I hear it in Chris Matthew’s voice.

I prefer the sister site

I read “The Beauty and Beast in Me Trailer” incorrectly and in a pirate’s voice,

Thank you so much. This feels like home so it’s nice to know that sometimes you can come back!

I’m especially mad that not only isn’t she regretful, she’s gleeful.

Airwolf

• Blac Chyna wants to rap now. [TMZ]