all i see is a duck face

That Kylie and Tyga are celebrities anyone would give the slightest fuck about is telling about the sickness of our culture. They are what we deserve, people. Think about it.

how could you?

Literally the most underrated movie of all time.

Calvin Harris is a super wang and I hope Taylor Swift burns that grey t shirt in a voodoo doll type ritual ASAP.

the fuck is an ed droste

THIS.

Well, you know what you have to do then.

Sorry, porn star lady, but if I boned Josh Duggar, I would not be bragging to the world about it. I would be taking a shower in acid and scrubbing myself with a Brillo pad.

10/10, would rent from Redbox.

I am wearing a gray t-shirt today....... I... I am the nanny!

Sarah Jessica Parker was desperate to get out of her SATC contract after filming the pilot.

And for once you let go of your fears and your ghosts

I hope Rihanna dislocates her jaw and eats all three of them.

*sigh* The days of old Calvin Harris just get further and further away don’t they?

+100

“That means they are in love. And being in love means you’re about to get married. And being married means you’re about to have babies”

Rih is too good for Thing One, Thing Two and the Grinch.

He certainly knows how much Breezy loves that Rihanna which,