“If I was my boyfriend” “As long as I love me”

And Kim Davis pushing

cosigned.

square vee maybe?

Wicked pissah

I’d describe it as square vee, maybe?

Nope. She recently made the news for not designing a clothing line.

I’m sure. It was the day to day ordinary that struck me. Hangin’ out at the folks, making creepy videos.

Hey Blue. Are you really mad? Because I wouldn’t like that.

Is a boob tattoo a tittoo?

The two things that creeped me out the most? The fruitbasket kitchen clock. And his neatly manicured nails. The prosaic face of evil. (or evil intent)

I’ve heard of drinking men’s tears but never douching with them. You may just be on to something.

What would you do if by some freak occurrence a Justin Beiber song came on while you were doing it with someone else?

Would go down on you in a mirror.

I want to figure out a away to slip one of the bicycle carts into a “Flywheel” and take a class on it. Then sell “Skinny Cow” bars from it...

In a show of allegiance and in partial apology for her texts (apparently on further review his new masterpiece isn’t at all “Blurred Lines” rapey), Lena Dunham posted this “Separated at Birth” photo.

Overall, I like her too.