I’m embarrassed to admit I’ve had that group of episodes with the countdown on my DVR for 4 years. Save, watch, or open up space?

I was “Drunk in Love”?? (it’s a cross between “meh” and ‘bleh”)

I did not know that. I was always chewing on them as a kid and my mom would start with “One day you’re going to swallow one”. I couldn’t even tell her when it happened. (I could probably tell her now, 40 years later?)

Weird that a dog is credited with finding the incriminating thumb drive?

“Penis” is ok, but we don’t care about your boner ;) (also, quick read version: PLEASE HELP ME PLACE MY PENIS IN THE PROPER PLACE)

Can I be the “Kramer”? (not the Michael Richards, tho)

I liked life better when this was the “go-to” for Palins

Perfect analysis. (I liked Chasing Amy even though the whole “convert a lesbian” thing was pretty “ewww”)

If Bristol’s so aggrieved let her name her baby “McKinley”. Kind of unisex.

Better than wasting your snatch? (sorry xo)

That is awesome. I’d tell her to go eat her words but I’d be afraid for the health of the baby.

me too.

She’s the Marie Antoinette of supermodels.

Once we get it trained?

“Suck in the middle with you”.~~~Steeler’s Wheel (“Clowns to the right of me, jokers to the left...)

I watched the whole “Stimulated” video hoping that Tyga would swallow the pen cap. It happened to me and once I stopped choking it was pretty funny.

I’l be like the 3rd funniest person in our pod.

Very funny. Did you see the Discordian’s comment? “f’tagn oyveygn” bwahaha

Mainline that ish.

I have cousins who use it. It’s creepy.