Keep in mind “s/he” won’t be able to eat dairy for 6 hours after.

Well this was Taylor made for me ;)

In all seriousness, one of the few “regrets” I have about not having children is not getting to meet more teachers. (principals, counselors etc)

I remember we were all grossed out by it.

I think it’s the speaking about them, not to them. Calling them kiddos seems affectionate but because of the more serious nature maybe “your child” would have been better?

That is true. It’s like faux respectful and minimizing at the same time. Like property of a ...

Thank you for that, but read on. You’ll thank me.

That’s a conservative theory. Can you reconstruct your thoughts?

I guess tying Judaism to some primordial evil?

snootchie bootchies

Like this

First round’s on me.

And posted it in #Interview Magazine?

Drewish- AMERICAN. “Cady” is our very own “Cady Cumberbatch”. Much beloved political agitator of sports bars. They dole out Kendrick tweets sparingly. For every 5 Yokos and 1 Whitney Cummings we get an “Anna”.

Wait...I just this minute told GELLA that you’d be cool with this one?!?

Yoko has been making sense and I’m much better at making sense out of nonsense. I’m out of my depth here. Even Cady will have trouble being troubled.