Ditto, Porker. Hey, your audience is calling for you. Yesterday was Dorothy Zbornak’s but today is yours.

You are like the chase rabbit. I have to run really fast in any race you’re competing in.

I can feel it all the way down to the toes of my Bobby socks.

So horrifying. Relentlessly so.

“Feel Like Bacon Love”

thank you ;)

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

hoist on my own petard.

I have yet to skip a month. (VF menopause?) Walcott is one of the reasons. I still look forward to the occasional Bryan Burroughs article and I really like the way William Langewiesche writes.

I heard cows were doing it for revenge?

Flashback to Stephen King’s “A Very Tight Place”.

Perfect!

Danielle’s fiance has an Oded Fehr thing going. But only in this pic

“Ass Selfie”

You need to be a copywriter (if you aren’t already).

True

“I’ll cross that bridge when I close it”

Whenever my parents threw in a pet’s name, one or the other of we three idiots would start howling. The other two would bark.

You’re very scary

And this: