Filed to: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DAY

I’m going to guess that her parents would be very, very reluctant to let her go.

Or in a moment of clarity...

Ring ring: “Hi, by any chance, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You should let him out before he suffocates. *giggle* *giggle*” *hangup*

Like this, only for your...finger?

Last weekend, a very unlucky bro was at BPM New York, located at the fashionable intersection of 42nd street and a garbage can

We ALL need that

just kidding :(

(especially in the dark. sitting=no lights)

She got fired for sniffing jockstraps. But then she married a football player, so...

random “cute spunky kid at a recital” .gif :)

I’m just kidding. I’ll bring “rain”

These Peeps? Sorry. I’d be an understanding wife, but I have to draw the line somewhere, right?

And to prove that I’ll be a good wife? You can have the last word ;)

You’re right. Puma

Yup. She worked for “Puma”. She redesigned the top logo to the bottom one.

Our wedding singers?

Aw hells, no.