The universe is a Floridian

I would risk the trolls to see everyone “get out” of the grey. Half the trolls wind up out anyway and the “division” is annoying. I do think most people read the pending and pull people out.

I think I’d rather be a hermit crab than a crabby hermit.

I think the universe may have been on the fritz. Today it told me to go to Chipotle. And vote Trump. Don’t gooooooo.

It is a pretty rad cliffe. I like the way it juts out over the...coast.

AMIRITE PEOPLE? ;)

i love you too.

There’s also a good chance that it might leave the offending party with a nervous condition.

L’Chaim

There is a hermit position available in Catalonia but it’s only for a year.

He mentioned it casually but the prospect is horrifying.

How about blasting them with one of those boating horns?

I would but I think Kinja has a pretty strict no snoodity policy. (I’ll try to find one)

I can’t even imagine being that far from a bagel.

Catalonia? More like Catatonia, amirite?

I couldn’t even ‘leave all uncivil and immoral activity outside’ long enough to finish typing this.

She says no. He’s mentioned her for a cabinet position.

I just ended a conversation with someone who said “Well, even if you don’t like him, you have to admit he’s not wrong. And by “ended” I mean “hung up on”.