Becky on Molly

I have just one thing to say...PAULA DEEN. Make that 2 things. WTF?

Speaking of 0% chances is there truth to the rumor that “Bread Willard” was offered a part in the next installment of “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”?

I still get a little bit dressed. Maybe a long sleeve maxi dress or “cashmere” sweats. But dressing comfortably (yoga pants etc) makes a lot of sense when you figure that you have to contort your way down the aisle and into your seat. And reach the overhead without flashing anyone. Plus the seats aren’t clean and…

Watt bread.

I think it’s gluten’s revenge

Soylent green butter

When you yeast expect it.

White wheat is the biggest scam out there.

How many Bimbos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Screw in? Oh...

Venus de Mil-oh-my-g-d-it’s-hideous.

Did they help?

When my sister was in high school she borrowed my grandparents car to go out with a group of friends (everyone of them from kindergarten). They had an accident. Thankfully none of them were hurt but 4 out of the 5 sued my grandparents. When my sister confronted them they all said “well it’s the insurance company who…

It’s the Venus De Milo!!?! And maybe a sacred water buffalo? (or a scared one?)