Heels weren’t too bad back then

Oh yummy. Think about it really really intently and maybe I’ll catch a wave. Or at least a wift.

Kat-less and Ben-less (at least for part of the season). I will not miss Caprice AT ALL. Noelle was somewhat intriguing but I won’t miss her either. I’m iffy on Julie Montague . She’a little painful to watch but she might be cool. Annabelle grew on me but she’s definitely eccentric. I don’t know anything about the…

Just goats to show you. When you’re pointing a finger at someone you’re pointing three back at yourself. Here in Florida a goat theft could go one of three ways: 1. Cheese production. Loxahatchee is the number 1 supplier in the US 2. Santeria and 3. Marriage.

She does have class out the ass

I’ve only caught a few of the Atlanta episodes. One or two at most of the OC. Really just BH and NYC. I’ve skipped a couple of whole seasons with NYC; haven’t watched this one yet and I’m not sure I will. I hate watch NJ. I absolutely loathe all of them including “cast” darling Caroline. Skipped Miami. But I’ve read…

Screechy=Juliet. I’m amazed that Caroline took to her at all. I thought Marissa was going to have to spend the whole time sending handwritten apologies on Smythson stationary for bringing her into the “ton”. But Caroline seems genuinely fond of her, albeit in a slightly condescending way. Now to win over Annabelle.

(stars)

You have the chops and you’re a cut above the rest. I bet you can get filet anytime you want. I ain’t loin, Chuck. You’re a prime ribber.

Along long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

And that’s why they make vanilla and chocolate. Or Atlanta and Orange County. ;)

I’ve said it before, I want to be Lady Caroline in my next life. I would happily take her job, husband, kids, and makeup artist. (Does the idea of “not knowing what goes on behind closed door” even apply anymore?) Coincidentally I realized that I have met Noelle Reno. And she promised me a cashmere tracksuit that she…

I’m constantly wording things poorly. I didn’t even pull off the Joe Pesci imitation very well. My first real foray into commenting saw me being over earnest and literal about gifting children with personalized clothing. I pointed out that “stranger danger” is an admittedly remote concern, but I honor a parent’s wish…

Ladies of London fan?

He’s definitely more “Frat Pack” than “Rat Pack”

Perfect read on the situation. I’m glad that you think I’m funny (funny how? I amuse you? like a clown?). I was a longtime lurker too. Then I jumped in and never looked

I did awhile ago. It’s like $150,000-$200,000 on average? That’s a fuckton of money to spend for a week of looking at Kat’s rbf. And I’m not sure I’d be all “tee-hee-hee” if she left a penis rocketship on my bed. My eating habits would definitely have Ben all a-tizzy. But hanging with Eddie would be cool. Oh well.…

I’ve read that about him. But they do seem enamored so...

It’s strange. I really do too. But she bugged me a bit with the chocolate milkshake thing. And I think she overreacted a little with Ken. I like Eileen a lot. I’m cool with the Lisas. And in certain ways I relate to Kyle. Loved her in the first season. Hated her in the middle. Sort of like her now. I’m getting psyched…