Oh you haven’t seen mutton yet.

FKA Lana Lin

Angela Anaconda

Key lime pie is so good. Tart and creamy. Like cheesecake. With a graham cracker crust (sometimes with white chocolate)

Love is alive, sheeple.

Oh my...

I said yesterday that I have a new found affinity for the crone in Hansel and Gretel. ;)

Sadly (for the cute cuddly fantasy), you are right.

Oh wow. That’s some craziness. I lost track after she dumped Brett at P. Diddy’s party. I am years and years behind.

Shari Lewis: “Wait, where does your hand go?”

I realized last week that I want to “nom nom” all the babies. And now I want to “nom nom” all the sheep. (not in the chop/shank/stew kind of way)

I would love to know the answer to that question. In the meantime...SQUEE!!

Brett Ratner.

Yeah, and “if there’s any justice in this world you’re going some place where dropping the soap is ill-advised.”

in every possible way.

I mentioned last week that there are frequent sitings of the much beloved Williams sisters around town. Now I’m going to be on the look out to see if Drake is trailing in her wake.