First, the lawsuit ... a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay ...

#Soulcycledrama is the new #whitegirlproblems

My mom took me to Mexico for my 21st. We were in a spa in the mountains and I made friends with the owner’s son and his group. They followed us down to Mexico City. We were hanging out in the lobby of our hotel because Mom didn’t want me “wandering “ (which was fair, but...) Anyway, we were a block from the Zona Rosa…

Save you a seat (and a hug) for next year’s Mother’s Day tox-mom thread?

On Mother’s Day all of us with tox-moms hung out here. And Moriarty offered us a Bloody Mary brunch if we could get to her. I’ll save you a seat for next year? And give you a hug for now.

Don’t be jealous of her jellies ;)

As dad liked to say “Of course I have a good sense of humor. Look at my 3 biggest jokes”

Progress not perfection. Oddly enough when ever the Smally-isms start flying we have to clue him in. He grew up Orthodox Jewish so his idea of “pop culture” is gossiping about what a whore that woman from Babylon was.

Trace it, face it and erase it.

You were right. You deserve an orange badge of courage (they were lime green ‘til some moron tried to eat one)

You’ll notice that I didn’t exactly “say” how I had finished....

A book about open marriages. They got divorced pretty soon after. (1970’s)

Pretending she doesn’t exist will make her dig her heels in. (or whatever hipster footwear she happens to be wearing)

I’m lucky to live in a place where the references are almost daily. I don’t even know why?

Or Ashley Feinberg’s

Remember when I told you to take 31 footsteps back from disrespecting Florida? Well I take it back. What The Florida.

It was my dad and stepmom (about 25 years ago). I was obsessed with horses growing up but it just never worked out. Parents divorced (you buy her a horse, no you buy her a horse), taking care of my sisters, job, early college. A slew of reasons. So when I finally had the means and the time I started riding, English…