Why am I not more surprised?

Is it true that In-Gadda-Da-Vita is “In the Garden of Eden, baby”?

I’ve revisited this line in my head 3 times now and laughed like each was the first.

This reminds me of something stupid I used to say (yeah, shocker... I have a documented history)

On points (nipple joke)

Not without a round trip ticket.

Electrician? Gaffer/fluffer?

Someone please stop me. I mean it...Argh...WET.

I heard the hook worm one. And of course, warts from toads. Plus my mom was the sneakiest nastiest pincher. She’d get a piece of your upper arm and just twiiist. When we were kids someone told us that pinching could lea to cancer. We’d go screaming to dad “Mom’s giving us caaaancer”

that was beautiful.

Carefully?

George Hamilton doesn’t count, right?

Blerg just reminded me. They’re strippers.

(This is deja vu for us conversationally. I miss you). I went to a party where they were “taping”. But yes, strippers.

I saw Cox first (and you never forget your first...)

Nah, I just bumble into a stinger from time to time.

Why do I think that you’re not speaking extemporaneously?

Aw, honey. Don’t be a buzzkill.

Old School Lecter.