That’s my favorite Alan Rickman performance. I have nothing else to add.

hi hi hi. As a recovering alcoholic myself I feel I’m uniquely qualified to give you some advice. Hopefully it will be of some help.

First off, I’m very sorry you are going through this. It is heartbreaking. Alcoholism is an insidious disease that touches the lives in the most awful of ways for everyone involved. Try…

For what it’s worth, my good friend was trying for a baby for awhile and when she finally got the positive pregnancy test, she didn’t feel happy. She just felt overwhelmed and also had that sinking “everything just changed completely” feeling. I think that is more normal than you might think, even with depression.

That’s my husband. He doesn’t give two shits about gift giving (in part because he doesn’t care about things) and I’m always planning thoughtful and unexpected gifts for him. We’ve had many a fight in this department and I’ve just become resigned that that’s his flaw. It makes me sad and undervalued but I need to…

I don’t think it’s so much the model not being a recent mother as it is the fact that it’s yet another image of a thin model with rock-hard abs portraying a body that is supposed to have recently given birth.

I CANT DEAL WITH INFIGHTING IN THE FAMILY!!!!

Um... The punctuation makes this weird O.o

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

Someone asked me the other day when is this ended? When every pipe is out of the ground and the work is ended.”

And this might make me as cynical as a politcian - and I work with them so I should know - but I’ll take a Merkel pretending to be xenophobic so she can get elected over AfD and their overt racism getting elected. Especially now that Trump won the US election.

Not just racist white women! See also: racist white men.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

That is a good one for different reasons. :)

Don’t ruin ice cream for me.

Good for your workplace. That is not the norm and presenting it like it is is disingenuous at best and outright harmful at worst.

you have to know that’s not the norm for millions of women right? like good for you? but that doesn’t change a word I said.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.