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I love this so much. I have so many girlfriends I worry about bc they are sooo into wellness that I believe it’s covering up disordered eating.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

We’d all marry Peter.

marry a programmer 

Just to be clear, when all things are not equal: I’d obviously marry Peter and never let him out of my sight.

I was really counting on the flying cars to make the dystopian future worth it. But here we are, dystoping our peasant asses off with not a flying car to be seen. What a ripoff.

Excuse me while I go pick up my child from daycare and never let him leave the house again...

The residential school system was a genocidal disaster, designed quite literally to ‘kill the Indian in the child.’ children were beaten, sexuality abused and experimented on at these schools. It’s wasn’t just some strict Catholic boarding school.

The last residential school closed in 1996. It is fresher hell than most realize!

uh, it wasn’t “kids sent to catholic school”, it was “kids abducted from their families and culture, abused physically, mentally and sexually, & forced to abandon their heritage”. slight difference.

In this instance it was less “sending” than “being forced to surrender to” so

That’s easy for you to say.

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

The Trudeau handshake may also provide some entertainment.

*shrugs* I think she looks very pretty and that small-busted women can wear much more dramatic necklines while still looking demure than us chestier gals can. (Also lol I am Catholic too, and everything raises eyebrows with that certain type of busybody tut-tting elder, good grief! :p)

I’m not an old lady (used to wear sexy numbers all the time and still show cleavage) and I think the vintage look is lovely. Apparently we are in the minority.

It is very very pretty (it’s custom McQueen if anyone is curious). I love how demure and appropriate is deemed “old lady.” She’s the Duchess of Cambridge at her sister’s daytime wedding yet some people would still rather see her in, IDK, a sequined cocktail dress at 11 a.m. Would that we all be old ladies who look

Yeah, I’m a sucker for vintage looks, I’m into this.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in

What. The. Hell.