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PUT HIM IN JAIL

You mean ... it was a nice torch.

also, “We wanted a grand foyer—all white, simple, and clean”

Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

It’s seem unnatural how unattractive the trump men are.

Australian poetry mate

I wish three spirits would appear and show him what the world thinks of him

And then we all got annoyed that Jennifer Lawrence seemed like she wasn’t trying because she was trying too hard to not be trying too hard. I feel like our pop culture cycle is just ruthless to female talent.

my dad pronounces “human” “yeeeeeeewman” and i want to hibernate forever when it happens.

Seriously. I like make up. Maybe you don’t. Now let’s get back to destroying the patriarchy.

That’s nice, I guess. Frankly women have more pressing issues to handle than rehashing the ‘makeup-no makeup’ debate for yet another decade. I want equal pay. Imagine if we spent as much time each day fighting for that as we did putting on makeup or lecturing each other to take it off.

Flagged as hate speech!

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

This is a correct take (not as sexy as a hot take but morally superior).

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.