Samson had good hair tho.

Well they’re both fictional characters so part of the comparison is apt.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

Aaaaand yup. I’m crying. Not only because those animals are beautiful but because the thought of making earth uninhabitable for them makes me has a sad.

Jiminy Crickets why am I crying right now

These people (who happen to be women) may be wrong, but that does not make them bitches, and saying they need to get laid is sexist, obnoxious, and indicative of your misogyny. Please try to be civil.

I’m not a native speaker, so you can count on me being wrong!

Is it really beg and call? Am I the only one who has been saying beck and call all this time? Eek. I hate when I do that!

And no one puts you in jail for crate training puppies.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Thank you dearie! Here’s to no more heroin ever again!!

Hi Major Lazer! Guess what? I picked up my two months clean keytag last week! Yay!

He was delightful in People, Places, Things, but then again, he’s delightful in everything.

they should cast Zoe Saldana instead

There’s no link to the page six article; otoh, we don’t really need more proof that Sean Penn is an asshole, I’ll believe you

It’s not a single issue, it’s merely the most prominent one that comes to many people’s minds. Pence is bad on nearly all civil rights, but also on the economy. Pence managed to start an AIDS epidemic in his own state because he hates women so much and also wants to cut taxes for his buddies. Jez commenters will…

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

And a homophobe, to boot.