Or maybe he wasn’t an alcoholic?

Lol shit like this always cracks me up. Disney is hardly a progressive or liberal icon.

At a U.N. charity event?

I feel like a 16 year old should be able to go to a party without getting raped.

No. Just raise better boys. Good kids who grow up with the proper understanding of what respect is do not turn into rapists because they joined some social club.

The best, the most luxurious...

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*

Why the fuck are they doing Weekend Update if they have no teeth to criticize people? JFC to compare Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton’s intelligence is such a fucking insult, and I’m pretty close to saying it’s just flat-out sexist. If Donald Trump were a woman people would call her a stupid bitch and dismiss her…

I honestly don’t understand half of what is being talked about in this post. I HAVE heard that top song at my local bar. They kept playing it over and over and over and over again as it was part of their “CD” playlist. TO my great relief it became background noise after a while.

Oh.

Except the “beast” is a person. And a metaphor.

Does it serve alcohol?

Many parent on Jez drink alchohol. I bet they’d be suprised to realize that makes them shitty parents.

Many parents on Jez smoke weed. I bet they’d be surprised to realize that makes them shitty parents.

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I teach sixth graders. They write circles around Trump.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.