They’re talking about her persona, not her body. Similar to when a boring/mediocre white actor or entertainer gets compared to “white bread.” Buttered noodles = bland, boring, etc.

- Tim Burton, basically.

Not idiotic because they drive me bananas as well. Coffee-related home paraphernalia haters unite!

Please tell me “Live, Laugh, Love” is up there.

of all the idiotic things to be mad about, of which i have many, coffee related home paraphernalia is in my top 5.

Yes! Etsy paid Jezebel $7,000,000 to write this post! And they threw in one of each item! Everything is secretly sponcon! Trust no one!

I’ve used the term “liquid joy juice”.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the perfect role model for this. Native communities also struggle with believing the colonist’s religions and I wish we had a strong, popular role model like him.

Sure, 99% of us voted for Obama. But not all voted for him because he’s black, we voted for him because he’s Democrat. Most of us wouldn’t touch Herman Cain with a ten-foot pole.

I still miss the fuck out of “Don’t Trust the B-- in Apt 23.” I watch it all the time on Netflix and want new episodes soooo badly.

His dating Taylor really ruined him for me.

The Tom Hiddleston Interview photos look like the theme was “BDSM Hitler Youth”.

ok, we will, but they’ll need a lot of water and attention to really thrive.

I don’t know who’s running in 2020 but I’m already freaking out.

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

That is seriously awful to throw a baby shower and not invite the mother though. I’d be LIVID if I was Rob.

sad

That explains how the Olsen twins know her. They must be part of the same support group.

Right? She’s only 23. Clearly there is plenty of time.

More important than all of this: how long do you think an already opened container of pesto stays good in the refrigerator? Hopefully forever otherwise dinner is looking pretty grim.