Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Zero dollars. Did you listen to the song? It’s not a glowing endorsement.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

No way a single cross is enough wood to build a structurally sound bridge over any body of water that one would need a bridge to cross.

i just like the word lady because ladies are like princesses

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.

why not

colloquialism

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

FOOL, NO MAN CAN OWN THE SKY.


I am no man.

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.

I would call it more of a red flag with a blue X and white stars down the X, but let’s not get caught up in the minor details.

ALL THE STARS TO CARLA DEVIGNY

lol I would take the Rock over any and all of these no-talent muhfuckers

My interest in this feud is starting to drift...

I think the words people do and don’t feel comfortable using for sex are super interesting, like I don’t mind calling it fucking but “making love” gives me the heebies even though I don’t engage in casual sex. A friend of mine has a theory that you should only have sex with people who use the same terms as you because…

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.