If I were a woman, I’d read your comment while having female anatomy instead of male anatomy. And the anatomy that both men and women have, I’d have all that too.

Has to be Diablo Cody writing a 16 year old girl.

They feel like bags of...sand?

honestly though, would you be a feminist if there were a million think pieces bashing you in the name of feminism every time you did anything?

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

David Harbour tore his Achilles while playing Achilles in Shakespeare in the Park.

Now for the most glorious time of year, Bachelor in Paradise.

I agree. I also think Fundamentalism gives people, in their minds, the right to act out on their hatred. But you make an excellent point.

MISOGYNY is poison and it kills women by the thousands every day. Take the fundamentalism away, you will still have misogyny. It finds a different container (viz Atheist bros). MISOGYNY is everywhere in every belief and non-belief system. It’s bigger than fundamentalism by far. I’ll die fighting this war and it won’t…

Or he’s a CHILD who is LEARNING about the world.

when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

Oh shit. Now I have to worry about people thinking my face is collapsing if I’m not smiling.

But I do need some avocado toast. Right fucking now. And I don’t have any avocados or bread... let alone a baguette... Avocado on a toasted baguette sounds amazing.

No they’re not. No one even knew what Calvin Freaking Harris looked like before he started dating Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift has been megastar, super famous for six or seven years.

Except vegan YouTube drama.

goddamnit if this weren’t so completely insufferable white woman bullshit it would be completely my jam

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

SEND THIS BACK TO THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL.

Melissa’s dress? I really like it!