If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Would a baby have a Kinja account?! *knocks books off table*

what a dick move.

Plus, dogs serve in the army, too!

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

“Why didn’t you post sooner??”

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Have you tried summering on the continent?

Unfortunately, some of us have already forgotten.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Also, if your soon-to-be ex lures you to an isolated cabin in the woods to “exchange divorce vows”, maybe pass on that, or at least go armed.

Started off boring as fuck but really picked up towards the end.

I am currently a young, female adjunct at a large (and well ranked) state university and I have several responses. I think we need to start a discussion between elementary, high school and universities because so many of the problems I see, stem from systemic logic that creates apathy from an early age.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

The last person I linked tweeted about Chiwetel Ejiofor being Bond and I love Idris but CHIWETEL THO

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

Once I’m sitting at a theater, the first thing I do is find all the exits just in case. Doesn’t it make you feel so FREE?

“Whip smart” has replaced “quite bright” as the words men use to describe those women who (to their great surprise) are intelligent.