Can’t be shocked by any of this. It’s “Rocky Top”, not “Smooth, Well-Executed Top”.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

“Bill Belichick hires him, so he’s a good dude” is the weirdest defense. Belichick would have his players sleep inside murdered hobos like tauntauns if he thought it would give him a slight edge.

Yep, and as someone who has been in 5 weddings so far, this has also been the case in every single one of them. Men don’t give a shit, while the wedding means everything to the bride and her mom/aunts/grandmas. Ask anyone who has been a bridesmaid if the bride cared more about details than the groom did, and the…

Except that everything he said was true.

“’I don’t care.’ is not satisfactory at all.”

I’m happily married to my college sweetheart going on 9 years now...part of the reason we work so well together is that she has a sense of humor.

The Atlanta Braves were penalized 4 draft picks for just reading this article.

This meme has literally been on the internet or years. You can take it for what it is (a mildly insensitive joke that both women and men can find humor in) or you can get really, really, really upset and assume that anyone who laughs at it is a “misogynistic asshole”.

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It’s called Wheel of Fortune, not Wheel of the Fortunate, not all of us make it.

That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

You want to write Trump’s mass murder condolence tweets?

I know I know the form went to hell so I’ll save you the need for commenting.

Or he’s acting out so that it will stay that way.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Not to ruin everyone’s speculatative fun, but I thought the FOX broadcast team said Justin Turner was the person he had a bet with.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Pickles are fine, but the “pickleback” craze was disgusting, and I hate that it ever became a thing.