Holy shit. If you really want to pucker your balls, here’s his perspective, which had a longer ride before the jump, you can hear him screaming “oh my god” in the air, and then almost immediately say “I honestly think I’m OK.”

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

Am I the only one who gets Mark Schlabach confused with Mark Schlereth and always feel proud he made himself into this big investigative reporter?  

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Looks like someone wanted to add the split finger to his arsenal this year.

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.

Shot:

Here’s how this went down.

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Sager family at the courthouse:

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

For all we know, that’s why we’re already here.

I’m a IU drop out and I like when orange ball go swish for good guys

I believe CCR warned us about his rise, too.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”