Damn, how much more burning can California take?

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Team Petchesky here. If you are sitting next to me on a plane and break out a Ziploc bag of hard boiled eggs I am perfectly justified in thinking that you are a sociopath.

I’d tap water.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

That’s good news for Kevon Looney. Only Kerr and Klay and another K were going to be invited anyway.

“Rather than putting pressure on the basketballmen of the Golden State Warriors to travel through crime-infested Washington DC, I will not invite them to The White House. Very Dangerous!!”

Killer update on Murkowski being threatened by Zinke, though: he forgot she was his boss, didn’t think things through, and she’s now blocking his appointment hearings and appropriations. Oopsie! Checkmate.

This video is from the same stadium as the beer chugging girl.

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

But why would anyone ever try to pursue independent journalism? Better to leave this kind of thing to the experts from the subpage of a snark-based sports blog.

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Its really annoying when it is at night. When its 4 in the afternoon, whatever. Kids have to learn about alcoholism at some point. But I’ve been to breweries at like, 8, 9 o’clock and there are still children there. WTF?

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

No, Drew, no you should’t take your kids to the dang brewery. Take those things somewhere where they have a ball pit or brown paper tablecloth to draw on, not to the place where I want to get a flight of 8 weird microbrews in an easily-tippable perforated paddle that the waitress has to bring to me carefully like a…

Jon Lester is very quick to the plate, actually. The reason he gets run on has nothing to do with his speed of delivery and everything to do with the 20 foot lead-offs he refuses to pick off.