well if he drove all the way home from LA then it would explain why he was so tired. Cops are always just assuming the worst

Officer: Do you understand what I’m asking you to do?

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

He’s been doing this for well over a decade because “Meat Market” documented him pounding Red Bulls to a similarly absurd degree. Surprised that his heart hasn’t exploded, although maybe it has and it didn’t slow him down at all.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

Why we Shoot Deer in the Wild

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

“Are they still paying him?” -- The Mets

Here are his career playoff stats: .364 average .451 OBP 1.17 OPS 5 HR 10 RBIs in 44 ABs. He homers in 1 out of 9 post season at bats. His last post-season came as his first plate appearances in 6 months. He was responsible for starting the rally that won Game 7 of the World Series for a franchise that had not won the…

He’s seeing 4.56 pitches per plate appearance (2nd in MLB). OBP of .382. Hard contact rate of 35%. I don’t think I need to detail his power in the leadoff spot.

What’s not to like so far?

As a Cubs fan I immediately demand that Schwarber knock this the hell off. The man hits like Babe Ruth. He could play left field in a lawn chair for all I care.

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

“The ceiling?”

In my mental version of this, you go back exactly 1 year, with only $50. You’re not surviving till October and the Cubs victory on $50. So you’ve got to get a couple of good pulls in the next day or two just to eat, then parlay enough small bets into reasonable ones to be able to rent a place to sleep.

Pete: Well I’ll be a sonofabitch. Delmar’s been saved.

I totally agree about the Final 4 this year. No matter which seed you get, still gotta win 6 games to be Champ. This is, in my opinion, the first Zags team that can likely do that.

Except it’s got a shitload of nuclear powered aircraft carriers ready in case anyone tries to take away the Padres.

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…