There have definitely been people in your life who’ve told you that you’re not funny. You should’ve listened to those people.

Oh honey, Fox News is a bit further down the hall, to the right.

Go away.

That’s a pretty unlikely and shitty joke.

Not to mention that the most dangerous times for women in abusive relationships are a) when they leave, and b) when they’re pregnant. Isn’t murder like the second leading cause of death for pregnant women?

It’s horrible but statistically women are much more likely to be murdered by husbands, boyfriends, or exes than random break ins (or terrorism.) So it’s the natural thought. Of course the federal government is now gutting DV programs.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

Ya, in Ontario, it goes to $14 in Jan, 2018 and then $15 in Jan, 2019.

How many weeks SHOULD one wait to play in a major tennis tournament after being implicated in a death?

I understand it was a simple, 5 mph fender-bender that 99.99% of the time ends with zero injuries and even less often with a fatality. The unfortunate gentleman who passed away as a result of this was 78 years old and apparently suffered a number of serious injuries followed by a number of surgeries.

Ms. Williams was…

Just because there are people who are suffering more doesn’t mean that you can’t report on Venus’ own personal hell regarding this matter. I couldn’t imagine losing a loved one like that, I also couldn’t imagine how it would it feel to know that I caused that tragedy. Her story is worth sharing.

He’s a patriot for the Confederacy, who took up arms against their nation in the name of freedom— the freedom to keep other people in chains.

The Antifa response quoted above is really great. “No, we weren’t planning on desecrating that historical site, because it’s a reminder that you idiots lost.”

He shot himself in the left leg.

Ah. I see good ole Pennsyltucky is representing again.

still made me ugly cry like a little kid when he died.

True. It was still super sad, though. My kid and I both cried.

Of course that’s what it was supposed to be- but it’s different if you’re thinking of Bing-Bong as an actual character. In real life, she’s growing up and moving past the “playing pretend” she did as a kid- like we all do- but we watched an actual character feeling himself slip away and be forgotten by his person. It…