“Obviously, I’ve done a lot of soul searching over the past few months and I’ve come to a conclusion: I’ve realized that I’m really, really important.”

I’d assume that by tuning into the NFL Network (which absent a televised game could at best compete with the Amazing Copper Pan Network in the ratings), one may actually want analysis and not ESPN-level clowning.

I’m just talking about his on air commentary. If he’s not licking the league’s boot, he’s droning on through some “well back in my day...” anectdote without a point. He and Michaels are like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Mayock is fine in smaller doses. Collinsworth is a crime against objective intelligent analysis

Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

It is known as the Copy Cat Combo.

Yeah, that’s why I love watching random stuff like snooker, if you have played pool, you know how difficult that can be, and then how much more difficult snooker with the sizes is, to watch something like this...
Any time you get to watch someone make something ridiculous look easy, it’s awesome.

When the announcer’s like, “I know you’ve commentated on a maximum before, but I’ve never...”

I rolled my eyes when I saw the headline. Then I watched the video. It’s mesmerizing and impossible not to get caught up in even though you know what happens, you’re not sure why it’s important, don’t like snooker, and didn’t care much about how the game is scored.

Seems logical to me to start the timer when all balls come to a stop. That’s when the next player’s turn begins, the first point at which he can strike the white. And you count the thinking/planning time for every other shot, why not also do so for the first?

I’m 100% in on pieces detailing the subtleties of things that look easy but are actually really, really hard.

I didn’t understand a word of this article and then I watched the video and my god, that was insane.

Compare the cost of obtaining a bible or a quran to the cost of obtaining all the “sacred texts” of Scientology.

People don’t have to pay millions of dollars to become more “spiritual” in Islam or Christianity.

Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

There’s outrage over killing for fun and not for food that is perfectly genuine and appropriate. The fact that this toe rag of a person indulges in it is a symptom of the pointless fuckery of his entire being. It’s no coincidence that killing things for pleasure is his hobby, and that his response to a recent attack…

Poor Alan...

Okay, but what kind of loser travels from New York City to the prairies to shoot rats or mice and thinks of it as a fun vacation? There is no angle to this that doesn’t make it clear that Junior is a pathetic idiot.