JKS is JJJ. Forevermore. Just the facts, man.

You’re ... delightful.

“B) The Doctor who came up with the way we store blood for long periods of time was killed in a car accident, he bled to death because the hospital wouldn’t let him in because it was for whites only.”

“I don’t understand though how celebrities still take anything on twitter or Instagramto heart. I get how important it is now for social currency with some some studios and casting directors, but good grief, avoid the responses/comments like the plague.”

“Jesus christ, you people are fucking dense aren’t you? Way to argue semantics on this point. Glad ur english is gudder than mines. You realize how ineffective that dumb shit is, right?”

“Can’t we just admit to the world that The Last Jedi was a shitty movie?”

“NEWSFLASH!!!! People on the internet, since the begining of the internet, say shitty things. You guys act like some people saying shitty things on the internet is the consensus view of all male Star Wars fans. It’s not. People are shitty on the internet. This is not a new thing.”

“You were supposed to help the resistance get away from the first order, not rescue a bunch of greyhounds.”

Please note, there are Star Wars fans who don’t live in the good ole US of A. Some of us even discuss Star Wars on an international interconnected network of computers.

“My chance at influencing anyone to think more critically about the movie is long gone.”

“I’m sure there’s actual racists there, too, but...”

“This actually inspired me to write a spec script back in film school,” BazBake remarked. The audience sat quietly, awaiting a description of the written work or perhaps even the work itself.

Yes, but he’s no caveman. He’s a scientist. Which reminds me, who would win: cavemen or astronauts?

Dear Julie,

Your Rosetta Stone sucks. Get your money back.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Stories are better served if there is some sort of internal logic, regardless of your external comparisons to reality.

Yeah. Although, I will say this. Minus the use of “fag” Eddie Murphy’s Honeymooners skit is still a damn funny bit of impression.

1. At no point did I call you an idiot nor did I mean to imply it.

It’s not an academic forum.