“The film has its flaws, but the most popular complaints fall apart under any scrutiny.”

Is there an R or a D? How about a C or a P? Oh, and while we’re at it, do they teach Aurabesh Latin? Oh, Kelvington. You should’ve maintained the attack pattern.

“This is exactly what I was thinking. The choreography guy only knew this one sword fighting combo so that’s what he taught to both of them.”

“So now Jedi skills are just DLC from Disney?”

“You know what would’ve made The Last Jedi a ton more interesting? They should’ve acknowledged that, and actually explored it in the movie. That is a pretty important trait of Rey’s, and they let a kid’s book that few will read be the one to highlight it.”

“...as she really only started using the Force AFTER Kylo Ren’s interrogation.”

OK. Sure. Cool.

Yes, but ... actually, there’s nothing I can argue with. Ergo, you’re a jerk. And you smell of elderberries.

It’s fine to want what you want. And if you didn’t get it, how you deal with that disappointment is entirely up to you. Short of attacking the people involved, there’s really no sane reason to take you to task for that reaction.

Psst. Most movies are certainly riddled with shoddy logic, flubs, and flat out errors. Newsflash: This is not a newsflash.

“Marriages failing, characters becoming cynics, the universe ending up just as bad off as before...”

If “terrible writing” can be described as characters on the same side having oppositional ideas/claims, then you’re really going to have to expose all the terrible writing of classic authors.

“This. Luke wouldn’t do that. You could still have him fail in a myriad of ways, but he wouldn’t contemplate killing Kylo. He would at least try to save him.”

“...while watching Vader sleep peacefully.”

“Pointless, badly written, and out of character.”

“Everyone” (!) is plainly forgetting about that time the idealist tried to murder his own father. 

“I can always forgive cheesy lines in pop-culture films. It’s not like the original trilogy wasn’t filled with them. Its amazing though what the filter in the memory of our youth can forgive.”

“Who ever said Luke was a hero? He’s a protagonist. That *you* decided he’s a hero isn’t his fault, and it’s not his responsibility to maintain your false perception.”

“He saves his irredeemable father but gives up when his nephew has a bad dream? garbage.”

“Pretty sure you don’t know the definition of “hero””