Excuse me, but I have this spare microphone and nothing good to do with it. Here, please take it. It might be of some use. Perhaps to, say, drop the everlovin’ hell out of it?

“While, what you say it’s valid, it’s however not entirely true. If it where, post modernism would be disqualified as art mainly because a majority considers it not to be art.”

It’s more about how race in certain regions affects culture (and education). That aspect is more about correlation than causation but the short form of it is to cite race as an affecting factor on accuracy in IQ testing.

“...and these guys looked like they were pretty surrounded. If they had been followed or harassed by other bikers it would be even worse. With the dashcam there it would be trickier in court, but if this were he said she said I think it would be too much of a mess to prosecute.”

They felt threatened so they flipped off the main group and rolled the window down for the lone rider on the passenger side? Right. Sure. I’d love to see that legal argument.

That’s great. That’s your opinion and it’s perfectly valid.

Or people have different tastes? Crazy, right?

Stop trying to apply this weird, mind-boggling standard of acquiring actual context before remarking upon the subject. Like, who does that? It totally interrupts the time-honoured tradition of casting aspersion based on limited information. This ‘informed opinion’ stuff is so 20th Century.

Let’s get nerdy together.

We don’t deserve a person with that kind of grace and power in our lives but it sure would be great to have her as a friend anyway.

“Is that a Valkyrie on vacation from Valhalla? Chick tosses that table like it was a dirty dishrag”

Holy crap on a crapstic, that woman is mighty. My back is sore just watching her swing that table.

“...substantial emotional distress or humiliation...”

Your replies today are decidedly darker than yesterday. Have a better day!

So, “Sorry, not sorry”? OK, then. I’ll leave you to pouring gasoline on the fire you didn’t intend to start.

“Not trolling in the slightest. Seriously.”

“I didn’t mean to troll in the slightest, honestly. It was a stupid joke.”

“A house party is the last place you will find humanity, unfortunately. What in the lords name was she doing wearing shorts??”

“I called every person I saw without a scarf this morning an idiot, often times out loud. Most of them agreed with me that they were, in fact, idiots.”

Well, New Year’s Resolutions and all that. “Be nicer to idiots on the internet” was one of them.