“Are you saying he has a total right to be a douchebag and do what HE wants no matter what?”

Hey, #notallpilots.

If there was a spiritual successor to the X-Wing/TIE games, it would suck me back into gaming. And with capital ship control? I’d effing line up to buy this game.

“I got into a fighter three times in the beta ...[snip]... the fighter combat is absolutely the worst.”

Another reason to repost this, this week.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Channing Tatum is on Deadspin. And it’s great.

I mentioned the experience so we were clear I wasn’t talking entirely as an amateur observer. I didn’t mention names or role for precisely the reasons you think I mentioned it at all. Anyway...

I’ve worked with NGOs, charities, and other causes. Not a single member at the significant echelons ever expressed a dislike or disdain for people who display the minimal representation or manifestation of support. Messaging and awareness are key components of, wait for it: soliciting funds. It is free advertising for…

“The Ice Bucket bullshit was a pretty nauseating circle jerk. Damn close to zero dollars (or any other tangible result) per person reached, but a whole fuckload of patting each other on the back for pretending to “make a difference”.”

“...commonly known as, “slacktivism” or “faketivism””

“I did read that the viral challenge raised a ton of money - like a ton. So that’s good.”

Seems pretty clear you’ve never felt bad about being a dick. But to tackle your bullshit argument:

“I don’t get why everyone treats a person who died like they’re Gandhi”

I’ve also been the server who convinced the customer to send it back when they made a little face (but were going to press on anyway) (because Canadians). If you order your food a certain way, it’s nice when it comes that way. If I wanted to eat poorly-prepared food I’d just stay at home and make it myself. I’m paying…

“I did Indian head massage too, which is taught separately to body massage, so was happy to combine the two.”

“Why do they keep charging straight at the AT-ATs and getting invariably shot out of the sky?”

Erm...

“Who pissed in your beer?”

“It usually isn’t that simple, more along the lines of stabbed or bludgeoned, but whatever.”