Doesn’t mean he doesn’t get a tattoo finished. There’s more than one tattoo artist in town. And there’s more than one town.

Those thoughts were all far too deep for me to comprehend tonight. I’ve had too much sugar today. So, I’m just going to stroke my chin and nod, feigning comprehension, and then order another beer.

You mean, “the world would be improved without” their razor wit.

I dunno. I’m only de-greyed on a handful of Kinja blogs. Jez and Gawker ain’t one of them. However, I think it would only improve your chances. Also, it gives you something to do with the kittehs. So, win-win, I say!

You’d totally win the internets for a day if the training worked and you posted a video of it.

“Could a location be narrowed down by triangulating pings from the last location that they had a signal?”

The ‘boop’ totally made the post. Nicely done.

“...which breaks the subliminal perception of The Joker, since The Joker isn’t meant to care about his appearance.”

Arleen Sorkin is life. Accept no substitute.

That you look at performances on some ranking scale in which A must ‘surpass’ B is, to me, not an encouraging sign. Comic books have been iterative and explorative for the entire duration of the medium. Have you ever really looked at the history of The Joker on the page?

You have a really interesting take on characterization if you think Nicholson has always played the same persona in every movie.

Calm? Some kind of mob boss? Nah, that was nothing like Nolan and Ledger’s Joker.

Mmm-riiiiight.

So, the use of hyperbole is what irks you and you respond with ... hyperbole? Okay, then.

Yes, but I only use my powers for good and not for evil. Wait, what? Oh, you meant someone else! I mean, of course you did. After all, I cannot tell a lie.

Joe Theismann, hero of the Native American people. The once and future savior and the voice of generations. The truest of the true, the bravest of the brave, and greatest American (pre- or post-colonial) to have ever lived.

Overrated. The Kung Fu Grip wasn’t even very good.

Nice work!

I’d still be wearing a Texaco jacket from the 50’s if someone hadn’t stolen it. Some of us are just weirdos. We’re fine with it.

Sheesh. People cherish a thing, and they know it be a certain way for a long time. Something comes along and changes it and they have an emotional reaction. That doesn’t make them deserving of disrespect or blame for that disrespect.