Dear Mr. President: There are too many divisions, please eliminate three.

Damn I miss The Clark.

@Armen Tamzarian: Oh that's right, Private Eli, don't make any fucking effort to get into the playoffs.

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Dude, poise.

@PolkPanther: Peter Norse is a legend.

Throwing out repair cards and Free Parking jackpots = American League Monopoly.

@Shini: R.O.A.C.H.: I dont think MTA buses have had chained tires since 19-mumble. I can't remember when exactly...

@twoeightnine: But the other six months are in upstate New York. So is it really worth it.

In theory, unlimited amounts of beta Special-K seems like a good idea...

@Roger's Brown: All your base ten belong to us.

Aren't rimjobs still a felony in Idaho?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: If there's one thing I hate, it's the Hudson.

So does Peter King host a 3 hours call-in show now, or what.

@Boothwilkes John: Peyton Manning shit sure doesn't. Glad I missed the playoffs.

More snowdenfraude: Weather forces Patriots to spend night in Rochester

Insult to injury: extra night @ the Green Bay Super8.

OF course! The Lions should move to Ft. Lauderdale! Why didn't we think of this sooner?

@kcwilson: Get your own webcam dude