@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: It's tied up. Look's like the shoe's on the other foot now.

@vodkanaut: I hear he's into feet.

@Kid Canada: Or had Philadelphia -14. Because if NFL betting was legal here, I'm totally backing up the truck on a Minnesota/under parlay.

@tastes_like_burning: Nothing in Buffalo since the merger, if ever. There may have been a kickoff time change in there somewhere.

A screwball pick-6. Cutler should try some middle relief for the sox off season.

Only a matter of time before that pecker Woodhead scored.

Tonight, please stayed tuned for "Barbaro: A Nation's Horse".

...aaand Upstate New York laughs its ass off.

@Telemundo: I thought all those them there CO municipalities note the elevation at the city line.

Is there a hineyholeisland for editors?

Why is Morton Kondracke on an NFL pregame?

The team's insufferable, but that's a damn good hack.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: No MSG

My God, you're implying there's ANOTHER Linda Tripp?

No napkins if they miss the PAT.

@You're a cancer - and I'm Laetrile:

@Armen Tamzarian: I assumed Alamo reenactments.

Finally, a peg for a balls up Dick Cavett clip...6:30 if you want to skip to the relevant bit

@CoreyHaimBurgler: It's got to be a relief for opera fans in the northeast to see the consecutive letters 'met', the word 'collapse' and fail to make mention of 'stage set' or 'James Levine'.

Yes! No goddamn Viking horn. Honk a Crown Victoria for your infrequent first downs.