Clearly the solution is a commenting star for good grammar, hilarity, and staying on-topic.

"...atrocious grammar and spelling, and more poorly reasoned arguments than a freshman philosophy seminar"

Sepp Blatter is intrigued and would like to subscribe to the BCS newsletter.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: you were out reverse weaufxed by 2 losers in Tysons Corner.

@Dandy Koufax: This really shouldn't have taken so long. We're losing our fastball.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: Reverse weaufx never works.

Yes WYNW-NY, stick to the 38-0 blowout, even though there is no contractual obligation to do so.

This is probably somewhat banal in the scheme of things but desktop real estate is the issue I always have. It's never "right" no matter how I set it up.

"A Nov. 26 article incorrectly said Chuck Klosterman declared The National a joke. The tedious essay refers to the hideous short-lived newspaper."

France gets a rigged draw and they still have a good chance of bottling it.

@HimsCocktailWiener: This. The attrition would be horrific.

Somewhere Jim Cooke knocks off early.

@TT-Zop:

Reason number eleventy thousand not to bet o/u, ever.

Dear editors, there are too many paragraphs. please remove three.

@Rhymenocerous: "___-___?"

Byron Moreno wonders what all the fuss is about.

The line at the the Mirage just moved 2.5 points #buffalobills

Get a load of Poindexter slumming with the homeboys by using apostrophes. #clevelandbrowns