@VTBen: "Heskey for England" [deadspin.co.uk] #billbelichick

@crazyjoedavola: the magic of ambiguous objective pronouns. #billbelichick

This isn't like hitting a flush draw. At BEST, Belichick is straddling the indifference curve, and opted for Belichickian arrogance (my favorite phrase ever).

@StuScott Booyahs: Arrogantly boneheaded. #peytonmanning

Defensive end Dwight Freeney said: "It even happens in video games. You go for it on fourth down when you’re not supposed to and something bad happens."

#billbelichick

That explains all those HelloKitty stickers on Fleury's stick. #pittsburghpenguins

I will not tune in to network pregame programs.... [x10,000] #nfldistributionmaps

Yeah that's right, I'm the egg man, driving around, king of the town #greenbaypackers

The new "The Onion" slot at Foxwoods #mspaintfriday, #unmedicated #fairfieldstags

@AzureTexan: Second spelling-prop bet I've seen today. and no way am I going near Teixeira -110. #peterose

Grab Grab Grab!

@Its The Beer Talking: For about 75 seconds. Then the cheapest pick six of the season gave the Seahags a frontdoor on -10.5 #newyorkyankees

Best Waxing off ever. #newyorkyankees

@Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: More like Sunny Leone, based on the above #philliesfan

Funny, Mets fans got this #newyorkyankees

@MarkKelsosMigraine: We don't take kindly to meta-criticism in these here parts. #malcolmgladwell

Base-ball?

Rob wins. You're not a degenerate until you've had your sphere of invincibility smashed in a supercollider #badbeats

Nice rackmount. #alexisraven