NASCAR is blatantly unfair. The car is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four wheels, whereas the driver is only a small, greasy Spaniard. #bobgriese
No motorcycle helmet reference? Clearly a forgery. #nflupdates
@GiselleBeardchen: On AA, of course.
Does Oregon only have one hair stylist? #
@Hatey McLife: That's what she said.
Needs more nightmare ant #shoes
We got a Zodiac video just before the commenter purge. Bristol, you are so fucked. #mediameltdowns
@Colonel Dubby: Wake me up when you get to #blazergirl #stevephillips
It wasn't the Center, so it's all good. #publicurination
@ASox: Always uplifting when the copy desk undermines a screed with just the right hed. #garrettbroshuis
Please tell me that foto isn't a Deadspin re-enactment. #whimsy
1) Never a borrower or bookmaker be. —me
Obviously no one here has ever played Mah Jongg at a competitive level. #ronantynan
@UpstateUnderdog: Mine went to gawker.com, where it still persists.
@Bobby Big Wheel: You're with me, Curtis Mathis.
From: Gerbil (Gerbil@deadspin.com)
And he knows what he's got to do
@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I don't Getty.