Pssssssst: it’s because it’s not his money. That’s the benefit, is that he’s not paying.

Of course HE never settles a lawsuit, the Trump charity settled. Those guys are a bunch of pussies.

Because of subsection 42.3/.001d/ii(a) of the catch rule explicitly excludes “hugging” from the definition of “football moves”.

I’m certain that somehow, one way or another, that’s not a catch in the NFL.

The loafers really tie the look together.

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

“Your daughter told me that you have a very small penis”

I’m a middle ager, and I have NEVER known what “calisthenics” are. Aren’t they something Jack LaLanne used to do?

She is not behind Trump nationally in poll averages, and she’s not behind him in any electoral college map.

+1 pair of cargo shorts

In case you thought Tim Kaine couldn’t be any more of a dad.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Some little Cambodian kid will be looking for work tomorrow.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

These camo uniforms are getting out of hand.

He doesn't have the ball.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.