Russians haven’t had this many retweets since the 2016 election.

Where do you think she got the clam dip?

And the journalist support of Trump 2020 continues.

The Governor would likely appoint white pantsuit wearing to vote for President Cindy McCain to his seat. I’ll wish for his death for all of us. 😈

And this Administration is taking $800 Billion from Medicaid and defunding Special Olympics.

Today he signed Public Law 115-41. I guess three of those weren’t Legislative Bills. Whatever those are.

I want to buy a VHS recorder, search the archival history of the Today Show during the election and record every time Savannah called Hillary “unlikeable.” When I’m done I’m gonna gather up the mountain of tapes, put them in a bag and beat Savannah senseless with it.

Proud to say Karl is a former law partner of mine. :)

Mortgage originations aren’t really affected by the CHOICE Act

Foreclosure laws are primarily state laws. Granted, I’m an originations attorney who should stay in her lane, but I can’t think of a section of Dodd-Frank that relates to foreclosure protections. I would think it would have been in Title X or Title XIV and those sections weren’t too affected by the CHOICE Act (at…

In related news the cicadas (locusts) arrived years early in DC.

I was going to bring up poor eyeless St Lucia until I remember she was from the Italian side of the family.

Are we related? My mother literally carried a statue of St Jude in her pocket. Alongside her rosary.

My husband, who was an army tanker, noted that these folks are likely in a “safe zone” given that none of the troops have on body armor. Suggesting that the vest is just that much more silly than on first inspection

In addition to not being able to execute shade or one liners, Dick Durbin kinda fucked up debit cards: https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/banking/durbin-amendment-explained/

To his credit Lindsey asked questions about Russia so he wasn’t nearly as bad as Hatch  

So now we have irrefutable evidence that there are at least 36 Gen X Jezebel readers.

For a time after 9/11 you couldn’t get up within an hour of approach to DCA. Those were good times.

I love Delta. When I was a Diamond member a few years ago, I was close with a connection in the ATL (as one does, because that is how they roll in they ATL), a Delta employee picked me up in a Porsche and drove me to my connection. I flew every week for two years between DCA and San Antonio and LA and I was only…

I’m struggling with why the loss of Black Lung benefits registers as a concern to folks who are committed to (and quite successful at!) killing themselves via opiate overdoses.